"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.
Job Application Enthusiasts Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with a job application enthusiast? Our collection of witty and encouraging products captures their determination and optimistic spirit. Perfect for those constantly crafting resumes and preparing for interviews, these gifts add humor and motivation to their job hunt. Choose from amusing mugs, stylish T-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, all designed to inspire and entertain. Whether for a recent graduate or a seasoned professional, these thoughtful items celebrate their pursuit of new opportunities.
"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"
"He's having a hard time finding work."
"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."
He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
The Three Wise Queens
"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"
'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'
Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"
'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'
Do you have any other skills?
"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."
'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'
"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."
'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'
"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."
'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'
"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."
I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.
'I'll need more than I can spend.'
"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."
Job Interview Gone Bad.
"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."
'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'
'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'
"Are all these letters of recommendation from your mother?"
"Are you willing to work the night shift?"
'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'
Fruit Fly Job Interviews
'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'
"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"
'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'
Employment recruitment aptitude test
"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"
'How many words per minute do you type?'
Job Application Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Job Application Enthusiasts Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for job application enthusiasts—perfect for inspiring them during their interview prep or late-night resume writing.
Job Application Enthusiasts Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with inspiring messages tailored for job application enthusiasts—ideal for adding encouragement to their workspace or relaxation area.
Job Application Enthusiasts Prints
Brighten up their workspace with eye-catching prints that celebrate perseverance and success in the job search journey.
Job Application Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Check out our selection of humorous and motivating T-shirts for those passionate about job hunting. A great gift to boost their confidence and keep spirits high.