Jester Of The Kitchen Pillows

Makes wine, mashed potato.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"You owe me five bucks."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Husband bakes a pie

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

Onion operation.

'He's all eyes!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"More helium."

King Pin

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Toastquest!

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'