Bathroom Jester Pillows

Dung beetles rolling dung and toilet paper.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Husband bakes a pie

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Scotsman in the bath...

"Gigot de sept heures."

His & hers towels.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"More helium."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

The Rural Bidet...

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'