Bathroom Jester Mugs

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Husband bakes a pie

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Scotsman in the bath...

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Gigot de sept heures."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"More helium."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

The Rural Bidet...

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."