Laundry Room Jester Mugs

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

Domestic Superheroes!!

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Dreams I have had...

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

Search for Missing Socks

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"Great Perfume!"