Jester Of The Kitchen Gifts

Makes wine, mashed potato.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You owe me five bucks."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Husband bakes a pie

"Gigot de sept heures."

Onion operation.

'He's all eyes!'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"More helium."

King Pin

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Toastquest!

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

No, sir, that entr

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher