Jester Of The Jungle Gifts

A clown waters his garden with squirting flower

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Snowman of the Apes

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

"Influence this."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Crow and fox

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Fancy a swift half?'

Ecotourism.

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

Martial Arts

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Monkey Business

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Tarzan mobile phone

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."