Jester Of The Jungle T-Shirts

A clown waters his garden with squirting flower

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Snowman of the Apes

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Tennis ball girl.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Crow and fox

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Influence this."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

Ecotourism.

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Martial Arts

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."