Jester Investor Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the jester investor in your life? Our collection blends humor with finance, perfect for those who love to make a point with a laugh. Whether they’re trading stocks or just investing in fun, find a gift that speaks their language.

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'You're exactly the type of investor we're looking for.'

'You're exactly the type of investor we're looking for.' mockup

'You're exactly the type of investor we're looking for.'

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'So, you're a serious investor? Lighten up!'

'So, you're a serious investor? Lighten up!' mockup

'So, you're a serious investor? Lighten up!'

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce." mockup

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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"We're following Carrot Top."

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"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

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"That new drug causes flatulence." mockup

"That new drug causes flatulence."

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Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support? mockup

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

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"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan." mockup

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

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Stepping on clown's shoe...

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"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!" mockup

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

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'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.' mockup

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

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'Wait a minute....!

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"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?" mockup

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

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"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'." mockup

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

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'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

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'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!' mockup

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

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"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information." mockup

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."

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Investments.

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'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.' mockup

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

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"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

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'The bad news is that we're only in it for the money.'

'The bad news is that we're only in it for the money.' mockup

'The bad news is that we're only in it for the money.'

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"Now, where was I?"

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'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.' mockup

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

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'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...' mockup

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

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10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change mockup

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

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"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up." mockup

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

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Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight. mockup

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

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"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window." mockup

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

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'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.' mockup

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

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"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets." mockup

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

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"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!" mockup

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

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'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.' mockup

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

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'Make sport of the Queen.'

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Jester Investor Gifts Collection

Jester Investor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the jester investor theme. Perfect for making your favorite market enthusiast smile every morning.

Jester Investor Pillows

Browse our pillows that capture the playful spirit of the jester investor—ideal for a cozy, humorous touch at home or in the office.

Jester Investor Prints

Discover our prints celebrating the humorous side of investing. Perfect for decorating their workspace or giving as a witty gift.

Jester Investor T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts designed for the witty investor. Great for casual days or adding humor to their investing wardrobe.