Jenga Champion Gifts

Happy Turkey Day!

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

House of books.

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Jungle Games

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Jenga!!!

Beating Dad at Chess.

Thank you Doctor

I am the cute blue bear

The Jung and the Restless.

Funky Facts:Schools.

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

First Day of School

'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'

"Checkmate....I win again, I thought that you Dolphins were supposed to be intelligent!"

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a mal-practise suit.'

Man plays chess against TV.

"You have to use your imagination."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

GP fined £3,700 for 'short consultations'.

'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'

"Sounds like my daughter's back from her karate lesson."