Book Jenga Master Gifts

House of books.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Food deliverer's baby.

Computer games

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Trout Game

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Rudyard Kipling

Jenga!!!

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

Rocking Chairs

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.