Jenga Enthusiast Gifts

Jenga!!!

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

House of books.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Circus

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

No juggling allowed.

I Heart Juggling

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"