Jive Enthusiast Gifts

How's my Jiving?

How's My Jiving?

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

Clown on bike.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

If you're happy and you know it...

Juggler and Illusionist

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Dance.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Circus

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Jelly I.V.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

I Heart Juggling

No juggling allowed.

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The Juggler vein.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."