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Children's Parties

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

New music conference

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Children's Entertainer

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Circus

The Housewife

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Medieval headlines.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Your remote control, sire."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'