Jive Enthusiast T-Shirts

How's My Jiving?

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

Clown on bike.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

If you're happy and you know it...

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Circus

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Jelly I.V.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

I Heart Juggling

No juggling allowed.

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'Don't you all feel energised, full of enthusiasm for the future!'

The Juggler vein.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"I think we're losing 'em."

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'