Jedi Hopeful Gifts

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"#notguilty."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'I'd like to be all I can be!' - Recruitment Centre

'Let me explain the secret of my jedi mind trick. . . win an election!'

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

Obi Wan Kenobi uses the Force at the doctor's office.

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

GOP mind trick

'I don't need to neuter him. He can go about his business.' A jedi dog trick.

"So, you write a blog on leadership but you have never led anyone or anything?"