Jedi Hopeful Gifts

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"#notguilty."

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

"So, you're staying in then?"

Simon Cowell

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...Danae heard about Mark Twain's autobiography being published 100 years after his death and it gave her an idea to take it a step further...'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

'I'd like to be all I can be!' - Recruitment Centre

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

'Let me explain the secret of my jedi mind trick. . . win an election!'

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight

Are you a "Star Wars" fan, good sir? Who isn't? I would like to propose a small wager. Ask me any question about Star Wars. Any question at all

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

Obi Wan Kenobi uses the Force at the doctor's office.

Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the Supreme Court? Yes, unfortunately. You'd have to go back in time and start preparing early. By that I mean WAY back. As in you'd have to ensure that the cells that formed you had genes that would give you intellectual curiosity, above-average intelligence, and ambition. But you do still have time to become a layabout. You seem to have prepared very well for that. What? You'd still get to wear a ro

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

GOP mind trick

Clothiers. Dress for the job you want.

'I don't need to neuter him. He can go about his business.' A jedi dog trick.

"So, you write a blog on leadership but you have never led anyone or anything?"