Jargon Dodger Gifts

Looking for a gift for the jargon dodger? Discover playful and clever products that capture the spirit of creative thinkers who thrive on originality. Ideal for anyone who enjoys unique expressions of personality and wit.

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'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?' mockup

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.' mockup

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

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"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call." mockup

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

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'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.' mockup

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

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'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!' mockup

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

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'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.' mockup

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

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"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

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Sports vocabulary

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"I hope you like sports metaphors." mockup

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

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"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?" mockup

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

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"Must be question time again."

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'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.' mockup

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

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"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting." mockup

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

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'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.' mockup

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

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Still going in circles. 'Told you so.' mockup

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

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Why men hate to stop and ask for directions.

Why men hate to stop and ask for directions. mockup

Why men hate to stop and ask for directions.

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Cone of Silence

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"I can't wait that long."

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"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!" mockup

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

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"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this." mockup

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

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"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway." mockup

"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

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'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.' mockup

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

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Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.' mockup

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

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"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her." mockup

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

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'Right so we're agreed then, no one ever reads these reports so there's no point writing them anymore...and while we're at it we can stop filling out these forms, they're a waste of time.'

'Right so we're agreed then, no one ever reads these reports so there's no point writing them anymore...and while we're at it we can stop filling out these forms, they're a waste of time.'

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