Formality Dodger Gifts

'Right so we're agreed then, no one ever reads these reports so there's no point writing them anymore...and while we're at it we can stop filling out these forms, they're a waste of time.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Homework flavored dog food

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'The homework ate my dog.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

Bureaucratic castle

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'