Jaded Careerist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of a jaded careerist? Our collection blends humor and insight, perfect for those who have seen it all and aren't afraid to show it. Whether for a coffee break or an office desk, these thoughtful products blend wit with a touch of sarcasm, making them ideal for those who wear their career cynicism with pride.

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"I once looked for meaning from my work. Now all I want is a decent cup of coffee."

"I once looked for meaning from my work. Now all I want is a decent cup of coffee." mockup

"I once looked for meaning from my work. Now all I want is a decent cup of coffee."

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"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm." mockup

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

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'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!' mockup

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

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"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet." mockup

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

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Born In Captivity.

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Supermom.

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'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?' mockup

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

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My brilliant career

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"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

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"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car." mockup

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

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'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?' mockup

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

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"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?" mockup

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

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'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.' mockup

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

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'You say here that hard work doesn't scare you as long as you hide your eyes.'

'You say here that hard work doesn't scare you as long as you hide your eyes.' mockup

'You say here that hard work doesn't scare you as long as you hide your eyes.'

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Just a little heads up!

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'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints' mockup

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

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Working mother

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"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else." mockup

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

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'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!' mockup

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

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Born Cynical,,,,

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'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.' mockup

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

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"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job." mockup

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

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I was found guilty, eight of the jury were my ex-wives.

I was found guilty, eight of the jury were my ex-wives. mockup

I was found guilty, eight of the jury were my ex-wives.

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'So do I get the job or not?'

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'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?' mockup

'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

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'By golly, you've erected a whole new skill set.'

'By golly, you've erected a whole new skill set.' mockup

'By golly, you've erected a whole new skill set.'

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"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research." mockup

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

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Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space mockup

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

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"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"

"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker" mockup

"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"

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"Yes, we have three children. Their names are time guzzler, career killer, and cost factor."

"Yes, we have three children. Their names are time guzzler, career killer, and cost factor." mockup

"Yes, we have three children. Their names are time guzzler, career killer, and cost factor."

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"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

"You think I can be an assistant manager?" mockup

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

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Teddy Bears for all trades

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"Thanks for your meaningful application. When can you start?"

"Thanks for your meaningful application. When can you start?" mockup

"Thanks for your meaningful application. When can you start?"

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'I'll be conducting the final phase of your job interview I've heard a lot of good things about you!' ('Must maintain eye contact..')

'I'll be conducting the final phase of your job interview I've heard a lot of good things about you!' ('Must maintain eye contact..') mockup

'I'll be conducting the final phase of your job interview I've heard a lot of good things about you!' ('Must maintain eye contact..')

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"Any other skills?"

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Jaded Careerist Gifts Collection

Jaded Careerist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that capture the spirit of the jaded careerist—perfect for those who need a sarcastic boost with their coffee.

Jaded Careerist Pillows

Bring humor into their home with pillows featuring sharp insights for the jaded careerist—comfort with a twist of wit.

Jaded Careerist Prints

Decorate with prints that showcase their perspective—ideal for the jaded careerist who loves a clever, thought-provoking piece.

Jaded Careerist T-Shirts

Looking for t-shirts that speak your mind? Check out our collection designed for the jaded careerist—witty, clever, and utterly relatable.