Ironically Uncomfortable Lovers Pillows

Fakir uses a porcupine as a pillow.

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

A thief steals a heart

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."

"Quick interruption to assure you I'm listening and not just rehearsing a response over and over in my head."

"Sorry, babe, runnin' late, start without me."

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

Wedding nose ring

Tunnel of You'll-Do-For-Now

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs!

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"

"Will I go on a date with you?... Sure, why don't we make it Saturday, 18th May, 2086?"

"Ew! This couch is still warm from the last guy."

"Will you be needing any additional room keys, or are you going to stay in all evening and watch porn?"

"Now make her fall in love with the roommate who's going to quit his job to become a DJ."

Macho Marriage Bureau,

Finally a normal guy, she thought, until she dropped her fork and he offered to help.