Awkward Sweethearts Pillows

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

Nethead strip: Dates

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

What a pear?

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

ACME DATING SERVICE, 'Do you take trade-ins?'

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.

'Sis! It's the man who can do every bird imitation - except migrate...'