Ironical Vaper Gifts

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

Identity Parade - Smoker.

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

Common Vaper

VINYL HISS

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'I know you don't like to travel, but I just want you to run this down the hall.'

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

"Now I know why those cruise tickets were so cheap!"

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

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