Ironical Vaper Pillows

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

Identity Parade - Smoker.

Common Vaper

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'I know you don't like to travel, but I just want you to run this down the hall.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"Now I know why those cruise tickets were so cheap!"

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"