Smoking Irony Enthusiast Pillows

"I tried self-hypnosis to quit smoking. Unfortunately, I have no memory of it."

'Do you mind!!?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"The dog wants out again!"

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

igloo smoking zone...

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

Identity Parade - Smoker.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

If they ban smoking in cars...

"Maybe you should have put the rescue note in the bottle rather than just floating it out to sea."

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

Snowman

Hell's Smoking Section

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."