Cigarette Irony Pillows

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Identity Parade - Smoker.

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

Warning.

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

If they ban smoking in cars...

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

Snowman

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'