Cigarette Jokers Pillows

'I can't afford em - Will you kill me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Photobooth Photobomb

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Giggle.

Lesbians for Christ

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Tom Mullica.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Pinata Pranks

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Almost Your Time.

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

Cut down your own tree.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Fall, in summary...

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

'Was it windy last night...?'

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

Bear with 'Bear Aspirin': 'I have one grizzly headache.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'I fell off my stool...'

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

'The math is simple... for every smoking lounge we provide we save on seventy-six pensions.'