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''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

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'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

Snowman

If they ban smoking in cars...

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

'Sorry, I can't let you have a last cigarette. The firing squad don't like breathing in second hand smoke.'

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

'Hell - employees entrance.'

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"

Smoking is Achilles' other weakness.