Ironic Sports Enthusiast Gifts

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

Improvised Dentistry.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

The Washington Arbitrators

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Team spirit, my ass.'

Football Boomerang.

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

The Breakfast of Cheaters

'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'

'...You have a morbid fear of the ball.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"