Ironic Sports Enthusiast Mugs

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

'There's a rumour we're all going to be released and forced to join the NFL.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

Improvised Dentistry.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Football heads...

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

'To protect their investments, many baseball owners are hiring bodyguards for their players.'

The Washington Arbitrators

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Football Boomerang.

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'Team spirit, my ass.'

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'...You have a morbid fear of the ball.'