Ironic Spendthrift Fan Gifts

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"If the best things in life are free why does it always cost me money to feel good?"

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

80 Million Euros for a football player.

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

"Just browsing."

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.

"Bless You."

'I worked hard, made my millions. There's nothin left to do except give it away - but I'm too cheap!'

'Well, they've finally designed a bikini that's smaller than the price ticket.'

"He can be pretty mean when he takes his wife out to dinner"

"Great news! I found the lost credit card this morning!"

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

Bed, Bath & Younder

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

Dysfunctional family size products

'To look on the bright side - at least they speak English!'

'He said the secret to happiness is to accumulate as much money as possible, by any means, and spend it wildly. I can't believe I've been on the right path all along.'

(Visual gag) FITTING ROOMS People having fits in special rooms

And it even has your name on the pocket!

Thrift: Marry someone without fingers... Save on buying a ring!

"No, I didn't say Peggy was charging her phone. . . I said she was on the phone, charging!"

Couch potato wearing a sweatshirt.

High electricity prices

'Not only do you not have to spend a lot of money to have a good time, you also don't have to have a good time to spend a lot of money.'