Fabulous Spendthrift Gifts

Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

"If the best things in life are free why does it always cost me money to feel good?"

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

"Yes, two-for-one's a great deal, but we don't need any freshly cut Christmas trees in June!"

'You are always living in the past!' 'It's a lot cheaper!'

Spiralling inflation

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

"Now that's what I call a great financial advisor!"

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'