Fabulous Spendthrift Mugs

Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"If the best things in life are free why does it always cost me money to feel good?"

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

"Yes, two-for-one's a great deal, but we don't need any freshly cut Christmas trees in June!"

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

'You are always living in the past!' 'It's a lot cheaper!'

Spiralling inflation

'Parties, discoteques, pubs... It's hard enough spending all your money without me having to earn it first'!

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."