Spendthrift Mugs

Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Guess who they want to use as an example of how consumer confidence is on the rebound.'

'Parties, discoteques, pubs... It's hard enough spending all your money without me having to earn it first'!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Second hand furniture.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Queen of Upcycling!

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I just..."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I love these old decorations!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

House sale.