Spendthrift Sage Mugs

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

A wiser and a better man

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Trusting

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

Captain Thomas Coram.

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Bank. I'm getting zero percent on my savings! We've reached the point of no return.

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"If the best things in life are free why does it always cost me money to feel good?"

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

Have you heard of the miracle of compound interest, Rudy? I think. It's when your money earns interest, and then you earn interest on both your money and your interest. Is that like spending? What? No, it's the opposite of spending. The opposite of spending is buying. What? No, it's ... You're going to die penniless!!! Have you heard of the miracle of credit cards?

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

Sooner or Later

'You're consuming way too much sodium. Read the story of Lot's wife, and come back next week.'

A look into the future?!

'Parties, discoteques, pubs... It's hard enough spending all your money without me having to earn it first'!

Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.

'All of my money is in a high interest account - everyone's highly interested in it.'

"If I gave you a raise, it would put you in a higher tax bracket and you would have less take home pay."