Ironic Spendthrift Fan Pillows

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Shop signs.

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

"If the best things in life are free why does it always cost me money to feel good?"

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

80 Million Euros for a football player.

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

"Just browsing."

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

'I worked hard, made my millions. There's nothin left to do except give it away - but I'm too cheap!'

'Well, they've finally designed a bikini that's smaller than the price ticket.'

"He can be pretty mean when he takes his wife out to dinner"

"Great news! I found the lost credit card this morning!"

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

Bed, Bath & Younder

"Bless You."

Dysfunctional family size products

'To look on the bright side - at least they speak English!'

Thrift: Marry someone without fingers... Save on buying a ring!

(Visual gag) FITTING ROOMS People having fits in special rooms

And it even has your name on the pocket!

'He said the secret to happiness is to accumulate as much money as possible, by any means, and spend it wildly. I can't believe I've been on the right path all along.'

"No, I didn't say Peggy was charging her phone. . . I said she was on the phone, charging!"

Couch potato wearing a sweatshirt.

'Not only do you not have to spend a lot of money to have a good time, you also don't have to have a good time to spend a lot of money.'