Spendthrift Chuckler Pillows

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Sod orf, midges...

'I know the zoo had cutbacks but this is ridiculous!'

"If the best things in life are free why does it always cost me money to feel good?"

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'Parties, discoteques, pubs... It's hard enough spending all your money without me having to earn it first'!

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

'If this prescription doesn't help, go to Maggie Brown's party next week. There'll be a specialist there.'

'I gave at the office.'

'...and I promise not to make any rash promises...OOPS!'

'He said the secret to happiness is to accumulate as much money as possible, by any means, and spend it wildly. I can't believe I've been on the right path all along.'

Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?

'Stay away from her.. she can go through your allowance fast.'

"Oh, that's my Uncle Walter. He wanted his head cryogenically frozen, but it was way too expensive!"

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

"This is a big day! With this paycheck, I've earned more than $2,000! Of course, I've wildly blown about $1,900 of it on junk."