Ironic Investigator Gifts

"Did you or did you not tell me to plant some evidence?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Totalitarian Humour

"Call me!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Safety Barriers

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"This is not good at all!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

AI Summit

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Meet The Ghostwriter

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Fingerprint Show

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'