Quirky Investigator Gifts

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Channelling on the Cheap

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Ghostship

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.