Ironic Investigator Pillows

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Totalitarian Humour

Safety Barriers

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Call me!"

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

AI Summit

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"This is not good at all!"

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Meet The Ghostwriter

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

Fingerprint Show

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."