Ironic Diet Club Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift for someone in the ironic diet club? Our collection combines humor and creativity, ideal for anyone who enjoys a playful take on diet culture. Celebrate your friend's obsession with self-deprecating fun or bring some ironic flair to their healthy lifestyle with our clever products. These gifts are great conversation starters and will surely make any diet skeptic smile.

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"This is the latest craze - eat anything you want, anytime you want. It's called the San Andreas Plan."

"This is the latest craze - eat anything you want, anytime you want. It's called the San Andreas Plan." mockup

"This is the latest craze - eat anything you want, anytime you want. It's called the San Andreas Plan."

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On the back of the t-shirt...

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"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight." mockup

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

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When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three." mockup

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

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'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.' mockup

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

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Fast Food Dieter

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"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working." mockup

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians." mockup

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

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'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .' mockup

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

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A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand. mockup

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

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"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you."

"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you." mockup

"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you."

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How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?

How much did you lose on your 14 day diet? mockup

How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?

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"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?"

"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?" mockup

"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?"

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'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.' mockup

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

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'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''. mockup

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

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'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.' mockup

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

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"I'm on a health kick at the moment - let's walk around it a few times before we eat."

"I'm on a health kick at the moment - let's walk around it a few times before we eat." mockup

"I'm on a health kick at the moment - let's walk around it a few times before we eat."

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'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.' mockup

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

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'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!' mockup

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

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'Well, if you're enjoying your diet plan you must be doing it wrong.'

'Well, if you're enjoying your diet plan you must be doing it wrong.' mockup

'Well, if you're enjoying your diet plan you must be doing it wrong.'

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Fast food

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'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.' mockup

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

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'He's terrified of heights.'

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'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...' mockup

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

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"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..." mockup

"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..."

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Diet.

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'Hello Judith, how is your diet going...' mockup

'Hello Judith, how is your diet going...'

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'Your wife put you on a fad diet?' mockup

'Your wife put you on a fad diet?'

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'That's not what I meant when I said you needed to grow into your job.'

'That's not what I meant when I said you needed to grow into your job.' mockup

'That's not what I meant when I said you needed to grow into your job.'

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'I was caught jogging past an Olympics sponsor's fat and sugar outlet.'

'I was caught jogging past an Olympics sponsor's fat and sugar outlet.' mockup

'I was caught jogging past an Olympics sponsor's fat and sugar outlet.'

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"I'll take a salad, add bacon bits, extra cheese, dressing, and powdered sugar, not lettuce."

"I'll take a salad, add bacon bits, extra cheese, dressing, and powdered sugar, not lettuce." mockup

"I'll take a salad, add bacon bits, extra cheese, dressing, and powdered sugar, not lettuce."

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'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.' mockup

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

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'...until the doctor put me on this bread and butter diet nothing worked for me.'

'...until the doctor put me on this bread and butter diet nothing worked for me.' mockup

'...until the doctor put me on this bread and butter diet nothing worked for me.'

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Ironic Diet Club Gifts Collection

Ironic Diet Club Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the ironies of dieting with humor and style. Perfect for daily use or as a cheeky gift.

Ironic Diet Club Pillows

Brighten up any room with pillows that bring humor and irony into everyday decor. Perfect for fun-loving friends.

Ironic Diet Club Prints

Find witty and ironic prints that make a statement. Ideal for decorating with humor and personality for the diet skeptic or enthusiast alike.

Ironic Diet Club T-Shirts

Check out our selection of humorous t-shirts that poke fun at diet culture. A fun way to express personality and keep things light.