"It appears you have medication forgetfulness disorder, which, as you can imagine, is untreatable."
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Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'
I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.
'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'
Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.
"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."
'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'
'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'
'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'
Aggression Therapy Seminar
"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."
'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'
'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).
Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims
'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'
Success Without Effort
"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"
"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"
Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!
RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall
"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."
"They're meant to be crap, right?"
'You seem to be suffering a reaction to the amount of medication you're taking. I'll see what I can prescribe for that!'
'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'
"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."
Tattoo Repo Men
Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged
Enlightenment sounds okay, but I've decided to go with willful ignorance instead!
'Before you get any ideas, you're not in my will.'
'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'
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