Ironic Butler Fan Gifts

"Hello, customer support? My server appears to be down."

Backfire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Nice haircut."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

The Royal Wii

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

Some Cricket Novelties.

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Culinary Culture.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'The butler did it.'

"If you don't start misbehaving, there won't be any Halloween candy for you."

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'