Butler Enthusiast Gifts

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I say we move on to dessert."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

The Royal Wii

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Culinary Culture.

'The butler did it.'

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'New money or old money?'

Trustworthy Authority.

Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...

Mistress Talking to Maid

Maid

Royal Picnic

"The butler did it!"

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Recollections of a Retired Butler