Butler Appreciator Gifts

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Conservation Area

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Fishing from the Pier

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

All-Verbal Westerns

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"A haand gel...!?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Moulin Rouge Security

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."