Butlers Gifts

"Request permission for Private Butler and myself to go AWOL, Sir?"

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"You're next on my bucket list."

Fries and kids

"I say we move on to dessert."

The Royal Wii

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Culinary Culture.

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Big Burgers.

'The butler did it.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Bucket List

Painter's Duel.

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...

Trustworthy Authority.

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat