Butlers Pillows

"Request permission for Private Butler and myself to go AWOL, Sir?"

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Fries and kids

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

The Royal Wii

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Bucket List

'The butler did it.'

Painter's Duel.

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Culinary Culture.

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

Big Burgers.

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

Trustworthy Authority.

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...

'New money or old money?'

"Good evening, Mr. Harper, and how is Mrs. Harper?"