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"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I say we move on to dessert."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

The Royal Wii

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'The butler did it.'

Culinary Culture.

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...

Trustworthy Authority.

'New money or old money?'

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"The butler did it!"

Royal Picnic

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"You rang, m'lord?"

"Good evening, Mr. Harper, and how is Mrs. Harper?"