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"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

'Your antidote, m'lord...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

Butler to child, "Your parents wish to inform you that they love you."

'Your Bingo papers, Madam!' 'She's been a real pain since she won the jackpot last week!'

'The cows are out.'

"Will that be all, sir?"

It was at that moment that Martin realised that the world was changing.

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

'I've been feeling depressed lately, James...start the engine.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Parker... organise some chaos.'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

'New money or old money?'

Servants - Cook and the Lady of the House

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

Marriage a la Mode - Breakfast scene.

Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...

The Butlers Ball.

Trustworthy Authority.

A servant being reprimanded for delivering a letter late

"I say we move on to dessert."

Servants - The Governess

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'Dashed if I know who they are, either, m'lord!'

"Did you ring, sir?"

A butler offering a guest a drink.

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."