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"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

'Your antidote, m'lord...'

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

It was at that moment that Martin realised that the world was changing.

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

"Will that be all, sir?"

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

'Your Bingo papers, Madam!' 'She's been a real pain since she won the jackpot last week!'

'The cows are out.'

Butler to child, "Your parents wish to inform you that they love you."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'I've been feeling depressed lately, James...start the engine.'

'Parker... organise some chaos.'

Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...

'Dashed if I know who they are, either, m'lord!'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'New money or old money?'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

Marriage a la Mode - Breakfast scene.

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

"Did you ring, sir?"

Servants - Cook and the Lady of the House

Servants - The Governess

A butler offering a guest a drink.

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

A servant being reprimanded for delivering a letter late

The Butlers Ball.

Walk in bath.

'You've been good and loyal staff but unfortunately my unemployment benefit's been stopped so I am going to have to let you go.'