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"Hello, customer support? My server appears to be down."

Backfire

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Nice haircut."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

The Royal Wii

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

'The butler did it.'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

"If you don't start misbehaving, there won't be any Halloween candy for you."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Some Cricket Novelties.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Culinary Culture.