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Football player thinks: Tic-Tac-Toe

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Suffering from Cooties?

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Naked Mole Rat

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Batman O' War

"I run around this high school track every morning."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Call me!"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'